"I have a tip that can take five strokes off any ones game: It's called an eraser" -Arnold Palmer
"Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me 40 years to discover that I can't play it." -Ted Ray
"A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with sand, water, and trees." -Bob Ryan
"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators." -Gerald Ford
"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', get a six, and write down a five." -Paul Harvey
"On a recent survey, 80% of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20% lied." -Bruce Lansky
"I read the greens in Spanish but I putt them in English." -Chi Chi Rodriguez
"Golf's three ugliest words: Still your shot." -Dave Marr
"I never learned anything from a match that I won." -Bobby Jones
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